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whitegirlsaintshit:

Seriously, though, men take up so much space and don’t realize it. Sitting in small ass lecture halls is the best place to notice this shit. So they appear all manly they will stretch their legs out as far as possible. Like, fuck, I need some leg space too. Do you think that if your legs get too close together your balls will suffocate?

(Fuente: mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain)

when a sex scene goes on tv and your parents are in the room

And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

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OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:image

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:image

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

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Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:image

Looking at everything but the screen:

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Acting as if nothing is wrong:

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…Or you’re simply like this:

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